Sunday, 24 August 2014

Wye oh Wye (Delilah?), Sunday 24 August 2014

We nearly adopted the border guard!
A somewhat chilly dawn greeted those sober enough to see it, and hot showers were most certainly in order.  Then, after the ritual downing of coffee and the ceremonial dropping-out of those too heavily-refreshed to ramble, the less delicate walkers saw that the sun had his hat on after all, convened over maps, and extemporised creatively with some rapid routage.

Our hastily masterminded tour started in the middle of a wood near Pen-y-fan, cut through brambles to the water’s edge, and took in another beautiful stretch of the Wye, which led along a disused railway line to an old Victorian railway bridge, complete with old pub, even more ancient pub-goers, and massively cute husky guarding the crisps.

After lunch beside that very fine Victorian railway bridge (we may have banged on about the architecture a bit), we climbed up to Offa’s Dyke for more fine views interspersed by woodland dense enough to prove that even short people can wallop their bonces on low-hanging branches if they’re that low.

Then, tired and bruised-in-the-bonce, we staggered back into Monmouth for tea and bara brith and ice cream and chips (why choose?), then back to the sleeping bags one last time.

Saturday, 23 August 2014

If you go down to the woods today... Saturday 23 August 2014

The sun started crawling above the trees as tents unzipped one by one, camping stoves were fettled into flame and campers stumbled towards the showers.  Then, before long, the apparent troglodytes had magically evolved into booted and be-rucksacked ramblers, ready to roll.
Symonds Yat: we still don't know what a yat is, though

Hand-pulled ferry, and hand-pulled pint
Rob led us out of Bracelands and into the woods, first to bag our scenic views of Symonds Yat, and then down to the meadows.  A tactical blast from our human fog-horn (who could that be?) won us a ride on a hand-drawn ferry over the Wye, and led straight in to a rather nice pub too.


The afternoon passed in a sunny haze, which the pub may have had something to do with, and a gentle amble by a very pretty river became a stride through equally handsome woods.  Then, after a jolly meal at a reasonably nearby pub, we were all ready for bed – well, most of us were, at least.